Tintin is here to make you laugh

Einstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed that his room is not yet ready. “I hope you will not mind waiting in a dormitory. We are very sorry, but it’s the best we can do and you will have to share the room with others” he is told by the doorman.

Einstein says that this is no problem at all and that there is no need to make such a great fuss. So the doorman leads him to the dorm. They enter and Albert is introduced to all of the present inhabitants. “See, Here is your first room mate. He has an IQ of 180!”
“Why that’s wonderful!” Says Albert. “We can discuss mathematics!”

“And here is your second room mate. His IQ is 150!”
“Why that’s wonderful!” Says Albert. “We can discuss physics!”

“And here is your third room mate. His IQ is 100!”
“That Wonderful! We can discuss the latest plays at the theater!”

Just then another man moves out to capture Albert’s hand and shake it. “I’m your last room mate and I’m sorry, but my IQ is only 80.”
Albert smiles back at him and says, “So, where do you think interest rates are headed?”

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and
begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: “Hello”

WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”

MAN: “Yes”

WOMAN: “I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”

MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”

WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007
models. I saw one I really liked.”

MAN: “How much?”

WOMAN: “$65,000.”

MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”

WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year
is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000.”

MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000.”

WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!”

MAN: “Bye, I love you, too.”

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him
in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: “Anyone know whose phone
this is?”

A complex credit system and a much complex tax system. Here is a proposed Simpler Tax Model. Do not have to fill big forms just a small one …

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“Every Morning a Gazelle wakes up in Africa
It Knows it must run faster than fastest lion to survive.
Every Morning a lion wakes up in Africa
It knows it must run faster than slowest gazelle to survive”

It doesn’t matter if you are a lion or gazelle
When the sun comes out , you better be running. I am running away from debt every single day and my avatar reflects it . This is my test posting for the blog. I will try to keep it updated with latest debt related news.

Welcome to my blog and a special thanks to Denny for such a wonderful blog.

Great day to all.