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In October, an envelope containing $15,000 in cash was left, anonymously, on a chair at the Detroit IRS office with the instruction to apply it “to reduce the national debt.”

A man went to the police station for lodging a complain as he has lost his credit card. Here is the conversation between the officer-in-charge and the man.

The man: Officer help me!! I’m in great distress. I’ve lost my credit card. Someone has stolen it.

The officer-in-charge: ok!! You need to make an F.I.R. Tell me, when was this incident happened?

The man: It happened last month, Sir.

The officer-in-charge: oh my god!! Damn!! What were you doing this days? Now you have come to report me.

The man: Actually Sir!! I decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than my wife did.